Trending: Piggy and Kermie Splity

Each week we Caribbean folk try to wow you with that fact that we have electricity and internet, and know what’s trending. Here, couple Caribbean folk tell you what they think of the crap you’ve made internet-famous.

Kermit and Piggy split

(Bahamas) – WTF is this. Why is this a story. Anyway, first of all, them Trinis call penises piggies, so this post already disturbs me. Pigs don’t date frogs and vice versa. But Jim Henson and his company decide to make a public breakup of one of the most revered, and one of the most disgusting things on the planet – bacon and frogs, respectively. Who da hell cares if two puppets are breaking up. Piggy has been cheating with her puppeteer since the beginning (if you think about it), and Kermit’s perpetual smirk explains his relationship with his puppeteer. They were both, always, each other’s sidechick (yes, that goes for kermit too).

Brer Anansi say: Spine no good